On Flowered Napkins
There's something highly ironic about using a paper napkin with a
floral pattern on it to blow your nose. See, flowers produce pollen,
and pollen aggravates my allergies, and thus I have to blow my nose.
It's ironic to blot up the result of an object, with a tissue that's
got a picture of the selfsame object on it.
Like using toilet paper with pictures of food printed on it.
Daniel F. Boyd / boyd@csgeeks.org
Last modified: Tue Dec 10 20:10:27 1996