Heather and Kate's Little Game

Last time I went to dinner there, Heather and Kate played the game where you say, "I'm going to Louisiana and I'm bringing...
  • Anarchist's Cookbook
  • Beer
  • Camera
  • Demolition Explosives
  • Eric
  • Fanny Farmer
  • Garrote
  • a Hindu
  • Ice Cubes
  • JAP
  • Kites
  • Lacrosse Stick
  • Mathematician
  • No-Doz
  • Opium
  • Pajamas
  • Queer
  • Rolodex
  • Syringes
  • (T?)
  • Urinal
  • Werewolf
  • Xylophone
  • Yo-Yo
  • (Z?) It was supposed to be as obscene and tasteless as possible. Nice try.

    Here's how the game is really played, as done by John and me:

  • Anal lubricant
  • Ben-wa Balls
  • Clitoral Stimulation
  • Distended Colon
  • Eviscerated Victim
  • Flatulence
  • Gangrene/Gingivitis
  • Hydrolytic Enzymes
  • Internal bleeding
  • ... (Eventually, I may put a form in here that says feel free to add your own!)
    Daniel F. Boyd / boyd@csgeeks.org
    Last modified: Tue Mar 28 18:16:38 1995