A Few Party Photos

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I went to a party on Saturday night, and took a few photos.

Photo 1: Brighter, better composition, but blurry

Photo 2: Darker and has Lindsay's hand in the way, but sharply-focused.

Suggestion: brighten and crop Photo 2.

The Future Mr. and Mrs. President
Photo enhanced as planned.

I forget this fellow's name. Seemed like a nice enough guy though.

Beer Pong!

These are the gatherings at which the fate of the world is decided.
From left: Chrissy, Melanie, the girl who introduced herself as "Adam's Girlfriend", Lindsay, and Lauren.

  
Foosball. The table says "Vulcan Fussball", which is German for "Vulcan Football".

This is one of the old-style foosball tables, where the players are little replicas of the Bob's Big Boy character. Modern foosball tables use peg-headed robots, since it is the Internet Era.

Tara and Seann.

  
Another beer spill. John is happy that the spill was contained and did not damage the seashore ecology, or foul ocean-dwelling wildlife. He's happier still, because there is more beer left.

Photos were passed around of this character's clever exploits. Expanded views below.

In the first picture, he has attached the venom extractor from a snakebite kit to his forehead using the tool's powerful suction. In the second picture, we see the mark that was left behind on his forehead, which did not fade for several days. We speculated that, had he been time-warped into old-time Salem Massachusetts during that time, he might well have been burned as a witch before he had time to explain his tomfoolery.

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